validx2:

When someone doesn’t reply to ya message but you see them on ya dash postin shit

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hellagays:

exdog:

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

5. no one will look at you funny when you buy eighteen boxes of candy even though you fully intend to sit in the dark and eat them alone.

6. discount candy

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howl the drama queen

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sicklysatisfied:

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sicklysatisfied:

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unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

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condommodel:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

Steal His Look: Old Man Jenkins
Kent Wang Polo Light Blue - $265
Lip Gloss - Charlotte Tilbury - $81
Miu Miu Sunglasses - $390
Irish Walking Stick - $67.99

This joke has been taken too far

condommodel:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

Steal His Look: Old Man Jenkins

Kent Wang Polo Light Blue - $265

Lip Gloss - Charlotte Tilbury - $81

Miu Miu Sunglasses - $390

Irish Walking Stick - $67.99

This joke has been taken too far

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everything-fuckable:

*buys kinky bra for looking hot in front of the mirror at 3am by yourself*

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